pukicho:

oengus-dodd:

pukicho:

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

popokko:

fromacomrade:

when-in-doubt-sing:

manintolerant:

I think a very revealing moment on Queer Eye was when Tan said to the man they were making over: “I look good for my husband, what are you doing to keep her?” And it like. Absolutely astounded, dumbfounded this man that he should possibly be doing anything for his wife other than merely Exist as her husband

Queer Eye is redefining masculinity one Georgian slacker at a time and I am HERE for it

thebootydiaries:

997:

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

BDSM

nflstreet:

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

eliciaforever:

co-existence:

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

Themselves. They care about themselves more. 

Stop treating every relationship as a transaction.

no1fan15:

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

thebootydiaries:

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

thyrell:

i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches

link-is-a-twink:

You’ve yeed your last haw